Desparate Times and All That

Q:  What do you do when your three year old refuses to do his business in the great white water chair and you have begun to fear he will be wearing pull ups as a college freshman? 

A:  Bribe the hell out of him.

But, with what?

Cake?  Nah, too easy, and possibly counter productive.

A new car?  Probably jumping the gun a little.

Definitely not chicks.

Oh, I know...

Go big or go home.