Thursday, November 19, 2009

There Oughta Be A Law!

Only ladies 5 and under should be permitted to wear skinny jeans. A little girl in skinny jeans is adorable, sassy and downright hilarious. A grown girl in skinny jeans is just trying to make the rest of us feel bad.

This morning while wearing her aforementioned skinny jeans, cowgirl smocked tunic (that's what we call dresses that have gotten too short) and her red and white polka dot mary janes, Ellie informed me of two things:

1. Harry is wearing a pirate outfit because pirates and cowgirls are practically the same thing. I'm not sure I can disagree with that statement.



2. (Hand on hip, foot stuck out to the side, school shoulder bag slung across her chest) Today is going to be a short day at school because she needs to go shopping.

Any of that coming out of a grown girl's mouth while wearing skinny jeans is just inane, ignorant, stupid skank talk.

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